This was brought to my attention by Jeffers, who found it over at MCF’s Nexus of Improbability, who got it from somewhere else. And since I have nothing else to do, I figured, why not give it a try?  So, here we go.

MOUTHOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
This has to be Caesar dressing. Preferably low fat. Not a huge Salad eater, but when I do eat it, that’s what I have.

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
In all honesty, I’m not much of a one for fast food, but I do like the fact that McDonalds got the fries right. Out of all the fast food places, McDonalds fries are the only ones I like.

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
I love love love East Side Mario’s. Their food is awesome, the ambience of the place is great, and the service is awesome. A chain they may be, but their food is awesome!

I also like Swiss Chalet. Love their chicken spring rolls, though Jeff says he can’t understand why we’d go to a chicken place for me to get a burger or something lol!

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
According to Jeffers (Who pays) we leave 10% of the total before tax.

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Hrm, I’d have to say I could eat a hot Roast Pork sandwich with stuffing and crackling every day for the rest of my life and not get sick of it lol.

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
I have a thing right now for Panago’s BBQ Chicken Pizza. BBQ Chicken with extra caramelized onions with 3 different cheeses on the top. *Drools*

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
Butter and Cheese. Nothing like cheese melting on hot toast.

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
Usually it’d be one of my own photos that impressed me, but with Hockey Season starting, I change the wallpaper to the Wallpaper of the month from the Vancouver Canucks website. That way I can see what games are coming up for the month. I change it each month to keep up with the games.

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
Just the one. It’s all we need, though we have been talking about getting a new one at some point.

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
I’m right handed though my handwriting definitely leaves a lot to be desired.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Lol, nothing like an open question eh? Lets see, a stone removed from my chin as a kid when I fell off my bike and landed on my chin, 2 teeth, three children, oh, and part of my fallopian tubes.

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
Two years ago. It hurt like a bitch. Nuff said.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A full length wall unit when I helped my friends move house. Took 2 of us to lift it and move it.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
I’ve never been actually knocked unconscious but I did faint when I was 22 weeks pregnant, landing right on my stomach.

BULLSHITTOLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Yes I would. It would give me the motivation to make sure my affairs are all in order, and for me to be able to make sure I let my loved ones know that I love them. It would also give me the opportunity to help plan my own service.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Anything but Dawn or Patricia.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Jeffers says black, but that’s just his favorite color. I think red. I like the color, and it looks well on me.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Uhhh no?

Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
Not that I’m actually aware of. I kind of wish that I had a story about pulling some kid out of a river or something, but I’ve never been on the scene of anything like that. Given the opportunity, I would jump into a river to save someone in a heartbeat. There’s nothing to be gained by standing around hoping the emergency services will arrive in time.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
Jeffers did. When I split with my ex, I was in pretty bad shape. I was alive but not living. My ex destroyed my self worth, self esteem and confidence. I was nothing. Jeff worked hard and slowly I began to see the light again. Now, thanks to Jeff, I’m the person I was before my ex and I ever got together.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Yes, yes I would. All of this bullshit about men can only be with women, and women can only be with men is just stupid, closed minded and childish. Why not live a little?

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
In a word – no. I happen to value my fingers (Quit the dirty thoughts people!)

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Hrm, this is a tough one, because over the years, blogging has become a way for me to express myself and my thoughts about things. But on the other hand, I’ve found that my mojo just hasn’t been happening over the last few months. For $50,000 I might stop blogging, though I’d want the option of being able to express myself in some other way, just in case.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Oh fuck yes! I’m totally confident with the way I look – why hide that?

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
No, no and no. I absolutely cannot stand the stuff. No amount of money would ever be worth the sickness that would follow drinking hot sauce.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
I couldn’t. I believe everyone has a right to life, and it’s not up to someone else to decide when that life is going to end. Only God has that right.

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
Nothing, I try not to wear pants that have pockets if possible.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
I haven’t even seen it, so I wouldn’t know.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
It’s carpeted, but given the opportunity I’d go with hardwood. I’m not a huge fan of carpeting. When we get our own place, then it’ll be hardwood the whole way through.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Like most ordinary people I stand. I know some people who will stand to wash and then actually lie back and let the water wash over them.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
No, we did it once and it drove me nuts! I hated the fact that we never really had any privacy.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
None. The thought of having a bit of plastic between two of my toes makes me cringe.

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
Oh gosh, I’ve never really had a run in with them as far as I can remember.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Happy and content. I’m already there, so it’s all good.

Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
Hrm … Jeffers? Lol.

LASTOLOGY

Q: Last friend you talked to?
That would be Fawkes in Ontario.

Q: Last person who called you?
My mom.

Q: Person you hugged?
Jeffers not too long ago

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
I have two favorites. Number 14 and number 23.

Q: Season?
Summer all the way.

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
Yes, my kids. My eldest son turned 8 today.

Q: Mood?
Mellow.

Q: Listening to?
Jeffers laughing at Family Guy on TV.

Q: Watching?
My typing on the screen.

Q: Worrying about?
Getting the car fixed yet again.

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
Stumbled to the sofa till I woke up enough to control my body movements.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
Go to the Vancouver Canucks open practice on the 26th of October. Got the tickets already!!

Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
Speed on TV a couple weeks back.

Q: Do you smile often?
I try to. A smile can make a persons day much brighter.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
Sure I am, unless you piss me off.

Ciao.