The Long And Short Of It.
Posted by: retardedrugrat on: May 17, 2008
This is a news article I came across after reading a different one over at Azlynne’s blog. I have to say, this really tickled my funny bone (metaphorically speaking of course!)
Sigurdur Hjartarson is missing a human penis. But he’s not worried: four men have promised to donate theirs to him when they die.
Hjartarson is founder and owner of the Icelandic Phallological Museum, which offers visitors from around the world a close-up look at the long and the short of the male reproductive organ.
Click here to read the full story.
I know different people collect different things and stuff, but I think this is one of the funniest things I’ve come across. The one thing that gets me most is that 4 men have promised to donate their phallus bones when they die. I just find that all kinds of wrong lol. Not to mention amusing.
I don’t know a single guy who would be willing to donate their phallus bone for display in a museum or anywhere else after they’re dead. It’s kind of macabre and freaky, but that’s just my opinion. If Jeffers were to tell me that he wanted to donate his Phallus bone to the museum after he dies, then I might have something to say about it lol.
So, for the girls, would you want your husband to donate his phallus bone to a museum after he dies? Or are you more like me and say “Dude, that’s just wrong” ?
And on a different note – happy long weekend!
Ciao.
7 Responses to "The Long And Short Of It."
May 17, 2008 at 10:27 pm
Lol! I don’t think I’d let my man donate his phallus bone to anyone or anywhere. That’s just wrong. I mean, how can he be buried without his life-long companion right?
May 17, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Lynne: Okay, so your comment really made me snigger to myself! Head or tails? LOL!
Whatever next indeed 
Perky: I totally hear ya LOL! That lifelong companion goes everywhere with a dude. Why wouldn’t it go to the grave too?
May 18, 2008 at 7:38 pm
I’m more in awe with the fact that some guy actually began collecting phallus bones in the first place. Brings a whole new meaning to penis envy.
Unless a man has a sad little willy that would just get him laughed at in the afterworld, I see no reason for any man to even think about donating the package.
I mean really: “Come on kids, Dad’s dead but we still get to visit his penis! Yay!”
May 18, 2008 at 10:37 pm
Taj: LOL yeh, I have NO clue why anyone would ever want to collect weenie bones!
I see no reason why even a small weenie would get a guy laughed at in the afterworld lol. At least you arrived there with one right??
That last comment had me just snorting with laughter. Wrong wrong WRONG – on soooo many levels!
May 18, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Would you expect anything else from me? 
And yes, you’re right, at least they arrived with one. Wonder if they provide lots of string in the afterworld.
May 17, 2008 at 1:23 pm
but but but the photo’s kinda too small to make out head (haha) or tail of the specimens!!
a p3n1s collection – whatever next?