During a chat Taj and I had tonight, I went out for a smoke as usual. Out the front door as usual. But when I pushed the handle down to open it, I realized that it was already open because the latch wasn’t engaged. The reason for this became clear when I stepped outside.

Someone had come back to the building, unlocked the door, and then, in what was obviously a struggle, attempted to pull their key out, and in the process, gotten it completely stuck! As of right now, the key is in the keyhole, turned partway and stuck half in and out of the lock. I tried removing it, but it won’t even turn let alone pull out, and I tried to push it back in, to no avail. The thing is, where’s the owner of said key??

Who in the hell gets a key stuck in the door, and then just leaves it there without informing at least security about this? It compromises the security of the whole building when the door is left like that, and it’s open to anyone who wants to come in, because the latch won’t engage while the key is in the keyhole! Can you say asshat yet?? Hopefully it’s fixed soon!

On another note, here’s a sampling of a conversation Taj and I had.

Taj says: What’s better I wonder….a little dick or no dick?
Dawn says: I gotta say no dick
Dawn says: I mean, if you have a small one, you can still tie a piece of string around it to get yourself off right?
Taj says: OMG….lmao!!!
Taj says: And you say our conversations aren’t sophisticated! lmao
Dawn says: I have the strangest feeling this is gonna be another blogged convo lmao
Taj says: lmao..I need to start archiving them all lmao..Oh or just start a new blog devoted soley to our riveting IM’s lmao

Welcome to what 1am chats can do to you lol.

Ciao